(Source: idkinotice)
(Source: starkidsconfessions)
(Source: peetaslongbun)
| mum: | why are there finger prints on the tv screen? |
| me: | |
| me: | |
| me: | |
| me: | |
| me: | |
| mum: | you've been stroking the actors' faces again haven't you |
#can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.”
What would be the atheist equivalent to ‘omg’?
oh my there is no god
The girl next to him is like,”Okay, let’s make him seem at least a BIT heterosexual” And he’s just there like,”LMFAO! NICE TRY!”
The girl next to him? THE GIRL NEXT TO HIM? Really?!?!

(Source: crisspierce)
(Source: thewhitequeenofafrica)
JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads:
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”







